Trump Unbothered By Fainting Man, GOP Election Flops And Shutdown Fiasco In 'SNL' Opener

"Maybe next week a bald eagle will fall dead out of the sky and splat right on the White House lawn," joked the pretend president.

A man who fainted in the middle of a real life Oval Office meeting this week made a perfect springboard for “Saturday Night Live” cold open this weekend.

“Oh, hi. I didn’t see you there. Someone was dying in my office,” “SNL” resident Donald Trump impersonator James Austin Johnson said while people scrambled to help the fallen man behind him in the scene.

“I think I’m playing this very normal, just stand there and stare like a sociopath. Didn’t even pretend like I was going to help like someone drops something and you do the fake bend.”

Nodding to how Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. practically sprinted from the scene after the man’s collapse, Johnson asked, “And how about RFK? Booked it out of here like someone was trying to give him a vaccine. Brain worm take the wheel! That thing kinda Ratatouille’d him right out of the room.”

He then stepped out from behind the Resolute Desk while people continued to tend to the fallen man and said, “Each week, I like to create a big visual that sort of sums up how things are going. Last week, it was the demolishing of the East Wing. This week, it’s a medical professional almost dying in my Oval Office at the mere thought of charging less for drugs.”