
Trump Rises From The Dead For Glorious Easter Pitch In 'SNL' Cold Open
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The former president explored the pages of his "beautiful" edition of the holy book on "Saturday Night Live."
Former President Donald Trump (played by James Austin Johnson) marked Easter by rising from the dead to pitch his line of Bibles in the “Saturday Night Live” cold open this weekend.
Johnson’s Trump left his tomb to compare himself to Jesus before noting how “weird” it would be if he started selling Bibles.
“Well, I’m selling Bibles,” said Johnson’s Trump as he pulled out his God Bless the USA Bible, his $60 edition of the holy book that he announced via Truth Social on Tuesday.
“Look at this beautiful Bible made from 100% Bible. Sounds like a joke and in many ways it is but it’s also very real.”
The faux former president said he isn’t selling his Bible for money but rather for the glory of God, for pandering and “mostly for money.”













