'Not Physically Possible': Jon Stewart Roasts Trump Over Totally Unbelievable Claim
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The "Daily Show" host isn't buying the president's comment about his MRI.
“Daily Show” host Jon Stewart isn’t buying President Donald Trump’s claim that he had no idea which part of his body was examined when he had an MRI test in October.
“That’s not physically possible, to have no idea. It’s not possible,” Stewart said on Monday. “Would you say to the doctor, ‘No, no, no, don’t tell me! I want to find out at my MRI reveal party?’”
Stewart mimicked popping out the confetti.
“Oh, it’s the lymph nodes!” he said in mock celebration.
“For God’s sakes, man, were you not curious at all? When they laid you down in a tube, for a half an hour to 45 minutes, you didn’t want to know what they might be doing?” Stewart asked. “Or did you just think to yourself, ‘What a loud tanning bed.’”
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