Stephen Colbert Hits Trump Where It Hurts With Unforgettable 'Penis' Crack
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The "Late Show" host mocked the president's most glaring obsession.
Count “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert among those who aren’t fans of the changes President Donald Trump has been making to the White House in recent months.
“Trump is slathering the White House in gold like an Ottoman sultan freebasing nougat,” Colbert cracked.
Indeed, the president is adding gold wherever he can ― including gold embellishments all over the Oval Office.
Colbert also spotted some other alterations.
“You may recall that Donald Trump destroyed the East Wing of the White House to build a massive compensation for his weird tiny penis,” Colbert said. “But the renovations don’t stop there.”
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