'South Park' Makes A Dangerous Punchline Out Of Pete Hegseth
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The defense secretary got his ass kicked in the new episode.
Warning: Spoilers and NSFW content ahead!
“South Park” celebrated Thanksgiving early on Wednesday by roasting Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth with a musical parody of Kenny Loggins’ 1986 hit “Danger Zone.”
After Hegseth demanded the release of tech billionaire Peter Thiel from the local jail ― only to get his ass kicked to the curb ― the defense secretary attacked the “woke liberal town that is actually defying our government” in an over-the-top video for the “Department of War.”
“I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass and I’m all out of ass!” said the animated Hegseth.
Although Trump urged him not to make a bunch of social media content in South Park, Hegseth defied those orders by using military resources for clicks to take down what he called an “Antifa uprising.” (In reality, the town’s residents were running in the annual Turkey Trot, now sponsored by Saudi Arabia.)
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