Jim Gaffigan's advice to parents of young kids: It only gets worse

As many of you know I have five children. (It would be sad if I looked like this and I didn't have five children, right?)

Over the years I've done tons of stand-up comedy complaining about my young children.

"My three-year-old is now four. I also have a nine-year-old, and an eight-year-old and a two-year-old and a one-year-old. I have five kids. I used to have more but I ate them."