
Trump Mocked For Claiming ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ Helps Ugly Rich Guys Stay Married
HuffPost
For some strange reason, Trump's "won't somebody think of the unattractive billionaires" claim wasn't exactly the rallying cry he might have expected.
Sure, Donald Trump’s so-called “big, beautiful bill” drastically cuts government programs that benefit lower- and middle-class Americans in order to pay for a $975 billion tax break for the wealthiest 1% in the country.
But that doesn’t mean he’s heartless. In fact, the president suggested on Monday that the bill is crucial and necessary to ensure the happiness of at least one apparently marginalized community: ugly rich guys.
During a meeting with members of the White House Faith Office, Trump explained that one of the reasons why he insisted on the controversial bill’s passage was humanitarian in nature. For ugly rich guys, that is.
Trump explained that the bill is needed to “make the economy strong” to prevent “a depression where you people, so rich, so beautiful, so nice to look at, will be totally busted.”
He then suggested that the bill would not only benefit billionaires’ bottom lines, but also their love lives.













