Silent Night No More
The Hindu
A proper, politically-correct, digital-era Christmas skit
Testing. 1-2-3. Hello parents and welcome to the Christmas skit by the future CEOs and start-up founders of Kindergarten. Performed live after months of online class. Take your socially-distanced seats, make sure your masks and cameras are on. When you post, remember to tag us.
Enter Mary and Joseph looking for a room. Download the Hotella app, our main sponsors, and you will never be in this roomless state. Mary’s headgear is from tablecloths.co.in. 10% discount on tough, non-tear tablecloths. Joseph, look out, you’re tripping on Mary’s headgear tablecloth and tearing it. Discount increased to 50%. Teacher, please stop Mary and Joseph from battling with the tablecloth. This is not a video game!
Joseph, stop sneezing on Baby Jesus! Why didn’t Joseph’s parents enter his hay allergy into the registration form? Instant auction for Joseph’s role now begins.

Derogatory remarks against women: TVK chief Vijay seeks action against Kalam’s former advisor Ponraj
TVK president Vijay seeks action against V. Ponraj, former scientific advisor to A.P.J. Abdul Kalam, for his alleged derogatory remarks against women.












