Silent Night No More
The Hindu
A proper, politically-correct, digital-era Christmas skit
Testing. 1-2-3. Hello parents and welcome to the Christmas skit by the future CEOs and start-up founders of Kindergarten. Performed live after months of online class. Take your socially-distanced seats, make sure your masks and cameras are on. When you post, remember to tag us.
Enter Mary and Joseph looking for a room. Download the Hotella app, our main sponsors, and you will never be in this roomless state. Mary’s headgear is from tablecloths.co.in. 10% discount on tough, non-tear tablecloths. Joseph, look out, you’re tripping on Mary’s headgear tablecloth and tearing it. Discount increased to 50%. Teacher, please stop Mary and Joseph from battling with the tablecloth. This is not a video game!
Joseph, stop sneezing on Baby Jesus! Why didn’t Joseph’s parents enter his hay allergy into the registration form? Instant auction for Joseph’s role now begins.