Seth Meyers Feasts On Trump's Bizarre Turkey Talk: 'Put Us Out Of Our Misery'
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The "Late Night" host disclosed why the turkeys got so "suspicious" toward the president at the pardoning ceremony.
“Late Night” host Seth Meyers on Tuesday clowned President Donald Trump for making the “weird” White House turkey pardoning tradition even “weirder.”
Trump — in remarks at the Rose Garden ceremony — claimed that former President Joe Biden’s turkey pardons last year were “totally invalid,” as were other pardons besides his pardon of his son Hunter Biden. He also insulted Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker (D) and rambled about drug dealers, gang members and murders.
“I think those turkeys were standing there being like, ‘Just fucking kill us. Put us out of our misery,’” Meyers quipped.
“Also, don’t say the word ‘Hunter’ near some turkeys, you’re going to freak them out! They don’t follow politics, they don’t know what you’re talking about, they’re going to think this whole thing is a trap.”
Meyers moved on to how Trump made the ceremony much “weirder” with his talk of the turkeys’ diets.
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