Gavin Newsom Trolls Trump’s MRI Memo With His Own Merciless Mock Medical Report
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And it had a fitting signature on the end.
California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s (D) ongoing campaign of trolling Donald Trump took a mockingly clinical turn after the White House released what it claimed were the results of the president’s mysterious October MRI.
According to a memo from presidential physician Sean Barbabella, the “preventative” checkup showed Trump in “excellent overall health” with “perfectly normal” cardiovascular and abdominal imaging.
Newsom’s press office responded with a spoof medical note written in Trumpian language. “I’m pleased to report that nothing about the Governor’s health is merely ‘normal,’” the mock letter read. “Governor Newsom remains the healthiest human currently alive or recorded in medical history.”
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