Elf...by himself? Judge jokingly bans 'tyranny' of Elf on the Shelf
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A Georgia judge jokingly banned the Elf on a Shelf in an effort to give parents a break this year.
Tired of living in Elf on the Shelf tyranny? Not looking forward to the Elf forgetting to move and causing your kids emotional distress? I am a public servant and will take the heat for you. My gift to tired parents. P.S. - If you love your elf, keep your elf. No contempts. pic.twitter.com/JcqAOljbAS
"Tired of living in Elf on the Shelf tyranny? Not looking forward to the Elf forgetting to move and causing your kids emotional distress? I am a public servant and will take the heat for you. My gift to tired parents," Leonard said in a tweet Thursday.
"Inexplicably, Elves sometimes move and don't move overnight. When those Elves do not move, it leaves our children of tender years in states of extreme emotional distress," the judge continued.
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