
Disgraced NY teacher nicknamed ‘Major Hands’ accused of hosting ‘prostitution parties’ at upstate home
NY Post
A disgraced veteran-turned-teacher nicknamed “Major Hands” was hit with federal charges for allegedly turning his upstate New York home into a brothel where he hosted raucous “prostitution parties.”
Eric Simpson, a 66-year-old technology teacher in the North Rose-Wolcott Central School District, allegedly moonlighted as a pimp as he “regularly promoted, managed, and carried on prostitution parties” at his Macedon home from 2021 to late 2025, according to the feds.
The retired member of the New York National Guard “arranged to have commercial sex workers present and available to perform commercial sex acts with Simpson and with those he invited to the parties,” states the indictment, filed against him on March 10.
Simpson allegedly used his email address to advertise the raunchy raves, including up-to-date lists of which sex workers would be performing inside the home, according to federal prosecutors in the Western District of New York.
The emails also instructed clients to negotiate payment, or “donations for services,” with the “dancers,” the indictment charges.
Simpson even allegedly set a “cover charge for admission” to the parties, managed what rooms or “accommodations” were available to clients and directed the clandestine visitors to parking spots away from his home, the court document states.

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