Taylor Swift is unhappiest with blue-eyed men, astrophysicists say
NY Post
There’s no shaking off this scientific finding.
After analyzing data on the correlation between pop icon Taylor Swift’s happiness and the color of her romantic partners’ eyes, University of Chicago astrophysicists have determined that the 31-year-old tends to have bad blood with blue-eyed men — and ones with bad reputations. “We provide tentative indications that partners with blue eyes and/or bad reputations may lead to overall less positive emotions, while those with green or indigo-colored eyes may produce more positive emotions and stronger relationships,” wrote Ph.D student Megan Mansfield and postdoctoral researcher Darryl Seligman in their report, “I Knew You Were Trouble: Emotional Trends in the Repertoire of Taylor Swift.”More Related News