Jimmy Fallon Points Out The Big Downsides To Seizing Trump's Assets
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You can't use the toilet at Mar-a-Lago, for one, because it's "clogged full of classified documents," the comedian quipped.
Donald Trump faces the seizure of his assets if he doesn’t post $175 million in bond by April 4. But Jimmy Fallon is warning prosecutors about the major downsides to some of Trump’s properties.
The former president’s Trump Tower, for example. “Upside: located in Midtown Manhattan. Downside: Melania [Trump] locked herself in her panic room and won’t come out,” the comedian quipped on “The Tonight Show” Monday.
His Florida Mar-a-Lago estate? “Upside: historic seaside property. Downside: can’t use toilet because it’s clogged full of classified documents.”
The upside to Trump National Golf Club in Jersey is it’s an “upscale club an hour outside New York City.” The downside? “Your caddy is Rudy Giuliani.”
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