Grandma Gail Rudnick and Kimberly Murstein want to fix your messy life: Meet The Post’s brand-new advice columnists

Gail Rudnick isn’t one to hold back.

I’d been sitting with the glamorous grandma for less than two minutes when she leaned forward, held my gaze, and gave me her signature brand of straight-to-the-point — and very unfiltered — advice.

“Move where you can afford!” the 83-year-old bluntly declared after I started to complain about having a roommate. “You have to live on your income, you can’t live on your aspirations!”

Touché indeed.

But also, hearing the hard truth was wildly refreshing, and I suddenly felt compelled to ask Rudnick — or Grandma Gail as she is more affectionately known by over a million social media fans — for feedback on everything, from the length of my beard to the size of my sweater.

This was a woman who could help sort my entire life out.