Golden Globes 2024 were a new low for dying awards shows

Here they Globe again…

Preparing for the 2024 Golden Globes, the awards show made a bunch of reforms to its ethically wobbly voting body, got a new owner and moved to a different network.

But none of those PR efforts matter much when the broadcast turns out as godawful as Sunday night’s did.

If only we’d 100% canceled the Globes when we had the chance.

Wow, was this shindig agonizing. The evening was unbearably unfunny and had just two or three great speeches over three long hours.  

The whole “celebrities get drunk for our amusement” shtick was nowhere to be found. A-listers slumped in their seats frowning as though detention still had 90 minutes left to go.