Face it — Disney’s live-action remakes are worthless abominations

I’m miffed at Mickey.

Disney, Hollywood’s Meh-gic Kingdom, has once again delivered another awful live-action remake of a well-loved cartoon. 

For more than a decade, the House of Mouse has been addicted to these robotic abominations. It’s a sickness.

Over the weekend, the latest poor unfortunate soul was “Lilo & Stitch,” that sweet little 2002 movie about a Hawaiian girl and her fuzzy alien friend.

Said Disney: “Let’s ruin it!”

As only Diz knows how to do, the studio turned the story into a soulless downer, made its color palette practically sepia and tacked on an extra half hour of dead air.