Ex-NFL star Tyrann Mathieu tried using bleach to pass college drug test — it did not go well

Former NFL safety Tyrann Mathieu said he “tried everything in the books” to pass a drug test during his playing career at LSU, and recalled using “fake penises” and drinking bleach with Coca Cola.

During Tuesday’s installment of his “In The Bayou” podcast, Mathieu explained that he got severely sick after he drank Coca Cola that was topped with bleach, a recipe he discovered while “scrolling” Google.

“I done tried everything in the books. I’ve used other people’s urine, they got the fake penises. I’ll tell you a funny story, not funny because I could’ve died,” Mathieu said while he reminisced on his LSU days.

“But a couple tests before I realized they were going to kick me out of school… I’m on Google trying to figure out how the f–k and I going to pass this test They keep threatening me.

“I’m scrolling and I come across some s–t that says put some bleach on top of your Coca-Cola… and so I did that. It felt like my whole insides were erupting… I ended up throwing that s–t up. At that point I was like, ‘F–k it, I’ve run out of tricks.”

“I thought that was gonna save my life. It didn’t. It backfired.”