Welcome to your steamy, new holiday fetish: Santa Claus
NY Post
He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake.
And Santaphiles — adults who have the hots for Santa Claus — wouldn’t have it any other way.
“It’s always some older guy with a nice beard — and he wants to give you gifts?! What’s better than that?” 25-year-old content creator Kassidie Kosa, who first fell for Kris Kringle while watching Tim Allen in the “Santa Clause” movies as a child, told The Post. “And the dad bods are next level. I don’t care if they have abs. Give me the pudge.”
Or there could be other ways that Santa jingles one’s bells.
“Some people might also be turned on by this because they find Santa to be a character who lends himself well to BDSM role play,” Dr. Justin Lehmiller, senior research fellow at the Kinsey Institute and host of the “Sex and Psychology” podcast, told The Post. “After all, Santa is someone who tells you if you’ve been good or bad and doles out reward and punishment.”
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