Plane passenger poops pants during flight, smears on seat: ‘Spread out like peanut butter’

Crappy landings.

Another day, another “accident” at 30,000 feet. This time, a parent claimed that a fellow passenger pooped their pants on a Delta flight on Christmas Eve — and left excrement smeared all over the seat, as detailed in a viral Reddit post grossing major views online.

“Someone had s–t all in their seat,” wrote the unidentified flyer in the post.

According to the thread, the odiferous incident occurred while the anonymous Redditor and their 8-year-old daughter were on a connecting flight from Birmingham Alabama to Atlanta, Georgia en route to Key West, Florida.

Shortly after takeoff, the Redditor noticed a horrific odor wafting throughout the cabin, leading him to believe his kid had an accident.

“About 20 minutes into flight, I get a terrible smell and ask my daughter if she has pooted (she’s 8),” the flabbergasted poster wrote. “She denies any wrongdoing and the smell lingers for the rest of the flight.”