‘Make it kinky’ at summer ‘sex parties’ with NYC’s new COVID guidelines

Planning to attend group “sex parties” this summer? Well, you’d better “make it kinky” and get jabbed first, but stick to “well-ventilated spaces” — so says the City of New York.

In the latest update to the New York City Department of Health’s notoriously graphic guidelines for safer sex during the COVID-19 pandemic, the agency is urging residents to be creative but “play safer” — especially by getting vaccinated before engaging in what some have dubbed the “slutty summer” of 2021. “Make it kinky,” they suggest. “Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face-to-face contact.” (Yes, they appear to be talking about a “glory hole” here.) And why not DIY? they ask, by recommending synchronized masturbation instead.