Jim Gaffigan: When will it be safe to retire from parenting?

It's a fact: The retirement age keeps going up.

Retirement doesn't really appeal to me. I love my job. Well, my jobs. 

I may be a workaholic. I do love what I do for a living, but if I'm honest, being home with my children feels more like "work" than my actual work. I love my kids. I do! But parenting is not relaxing.