GREG GUTFELD: This is why 'woke comedy' cannot be funny
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Fox News host Greg Gutfeld evaluates a report that CNN could be looking for a late-night comedian of its own on 'Gutfeld!'
Greg Gutfeld currently serves as host of Gutfeld! (weeknights, 11PM-12AM/ET) and co-host of cable news’ highest-rated program The Five (weekdays, 5-6PM/ET).
But isn't that the point, really? CNN was already funny and they went ahead and they ruined it. I'm talking, of course, about the golden age of comedy. Chris Cuomo, Don Lemon, Brian Stelter. Or as they're known in the business, the Three Stooges. Those were the days, right?
Now everything's ruined. Chris lost his gig after trying to help his brother Andrew fend off a sexual harassment scandal, which is like having Alec Baldwin teach you gun safety. Hey, he killed a lady. And Lemon lost his primetime gig becomes because he comes off as real as this guy's breasts. And no offense to that guy and his giant fake t****. He is a global treasure. Stelter, sadly for us, took time off to spend more time with his hoagies. Did you know he gave blood last week? That's how they make Alfredo sauce. So disgusting. I know, it's gross.