Drug dealers are peddling ethically sourced ‘woke coke’ now

This is not what they meant when they said Coke was putting “woke politics over consumer Interests.” 

It’s no secret that corporations tout certain PC beliefs to protect their bottom line. However, now even the black market is following suit: Drug dealers are hawking “ethically sourced cocaine” to woo eco-minded Westerners seeking a guilt-free trip. “I have been shown ads for ‘environmentally friendly sniff,'” UK drug policy expert Neil Woods told the Mirror of the so-called eco-conscious blow. These supposedly “green” drug commercials were put out in response to growing concerns among Westerners over the environmental damage and violence occurring along the South American drug highway, according to Metro.