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Nationals vs. Cubs: Joe Ross will get it done for Washington

Something fishy is going on in the water at Lake Champlain. A woman fishing there caught what appears to be a trout with two mouths. Scientists say the aggressive bully, who constantly contradicts himself by spewing out of both sides of his mouth will hereby be known as Francesa-fish. Fire and ice at Wrigley. The Nats’ bats are smoking hot while the Cubs’ clubs have cooled. Washington has scored 90 runs in its past nine games! The Redskins may not put up 90 points the whole season. Chicago has a grand total of five hits in its past two games. Not sure it matters, but Jose Quintana goes for the Cubs while Joe Ross throws for the Nats. Quintana showed the Little Leaguers how it’s done, shutting out the Pirates for seven innings i ...
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